Academy Awards have arrived--Bring it on Hugh Jackman!!

Alright punks, it's comin' up on the biggest award night of the year. Who cares about the Oscars, you say? With it's lame production numbers, stupid insider jokes and dumb ass actor presenters? YOU DO!! Admit it, you love this show, and here's why:

• It's LIVE TV. Anything can happen and any thing can, and usually will be, said.


• We really hate these people because...we want to be them. They are all living the lives that should so rightfully be ours. Bastards!


• Because Heath is a shoo-in. As he should be.


• And, we all have to witness the otherwordly presence of Angelina, because she really is from another planet and we'd all like to live there, too, if we could.

Watch in 90 minutes, and make your comments. I will be posting during every commercial break and putting up lists of your most loved and most hated.

More to come...